Monday, November 21, 2005

Eavesdropping

Overheard in New York had a gem today:

Old lady #1: Your grandson has not been with a girl in a while. He might be gay.
Old lady #2: Hey, he's not gay, don't be crazy. Your grandson needs to stop sleeping with every girl; he might get them pregnant.
Old lady #1: Hey, how much is this kielbasa?

Translated from the Russian.

--Grocery store, Bensonhurst

Man, do I love jokes with two punch lines. Then again, you can't really tell this one.

3 Comments:

Blogger Vergasy said...

that web site is hilarious

5:17 PM  
Anonymous Tally Ho said...

My new favorite:

Guy #1: Yo, them pants is hot, where'd you get 'em?
Guy #2: Muthafuckin' eBay, nigga!

--7th & Bleecker

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Tally Ho said...

At Least She Said "Please"?

Girl: Can I get a pack of Camels, please?
Cashier guy: Sure...Need a lighter?
Girl: No, thanks.
Cashier guy: Matches?
Girl: I'm all set.
Cashier guy: Receipt?
Girl: No.
Cashier guy: A bag?
Girl: Can I get the fuck out of your store, please?

--Duane Reade, 53rd & 8th

3:34 PM  

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